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Ticket Found: Caribou (Piedmont & Monroe)
April 26, 2008, 2:44 am
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This ticket was face down (how sad). When I approached her, she said to me, “I may not be a winner, but this asphalt hurts, please take me with you.” So I did. Stupid needy bitch was a loser, so I threw her away.

How to win: Find a 5 win. Find a Fantasy 5 win. Find “Fast” win.

Status: Not A Winner

Loser

This ticket is now living in the trash at The Creative Circus. The environment is richer, but my bank account is not.



Things I Find
April 26, 2008, 2:40 am
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- on my bike ride to my internship at Armchair.My collection of things is leaning towards an obsession. Well, they’re not really things, but more like thrown away lottery tickets. See, you ever hear of that story where the person finds a winning lottery ticket? No? Maybe? I can’t be sure I have either, but I think I have, and I want to become that person.

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So as a cruise around on my Bianchi bicycle and spot a discarded ticket, I pick it up. Then I put it in my pocket - germs don’t frighten me - and head on my way. Once at my destination, the anticipation is as thick as the inner thigh of a Krispy Kreme addict. I scan the ticket in hopes of a win. Nope, not a winner. I check the second and third even more carefully. Nope, no winners.

I haven’t won yet. But I won’t stop not buying tickets. If you look at this way, you may start too. One, you’re getting to play the lottery without losing money. Two, you’re cleaning up trash from the streets.

Come back to check my ticket status. As of today, I’ve removed 10 tickets from Atlanta’s streets. Hey, I may even post some photo’s of the losing tickets. And hopefully someday, the winning ticket. We all can dream